The Never Ending Sentance Game

Basicly, you continue the story from where the last person left off. You only write a sentance, but don't use any fullstops, (unless doing the '...' thing) as it's only one sentance the whole game.

Example:
Person A: I was walking about on Mars, when...
Person B: ...a martian attacked me with a lasor, so I...
Person C: ...gave him a piece of pie, and...

Ok? I'll start.

I was humming to myself as I walked down the street, when suddenly...

...a crow flew down and stole my...

...evil green chicken that lives under the sink, so I...

...jumped on his back and called him a spazz so he...

...ate a dictionary, and started using the most boring words ever, which made me sleepy, so my chicken...

...got bored decided it would go and eat a duck,so the ducks dog ate the chicken and...

...I ate the dog, but I got a stomach-ache and to get rid of it I...

...had to eat a mushed pineapple and turkey soup that was only available on Planet Pickle...

...which you have to get to by doing the macerena on a donkey's head, so I did, and ate the soup, but it had extra ingredients that turned me into a one eyed, one horned, purple flying people eater, so I decided to...

...start eating people whilst singing the one eyed,one horned,flying purple people eater song and then I...

...flew to Mars, where the rare Orange Martian Llama is found, and I ate all of them, before...

Ahh,I love this :'D

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...The Giant Pink Llama came back from him trip to the Zoo and ate me

...so I slowly found myself being digested, and talking to strangers in the stomach of The Giant Pink Llama, when we were puked up, and I ran away quickly, and suddenly...

...I realsed I had 1000000000000000000 eyes, which made me....

...the 1000000000000000000 Eyed Rainbow Monster,so I...

...Stole a webcam and put myself on You Tube, which...

...burst into flames after I put my first video up, so I decided I'd use it to get world domination by...

...Screaming at everyone while they slept, so...

...they all became death, but it killed all the world leaders, so I claimed world domination, but the crow that stole my evil green chicken at the start of the story got it's revenge by...

...Eating my pet frogs, so I...

...ate my 10000 eyeballs, which stung, so I...

...Ran away screaming 'RAPE!' which got me...

...eaten then raped, then an evil wolf called Killer eats you so you...

(Isn't talking about rape against the forum rules?)

are teleported to on top of a skyscraper in the middle of a battlefield during the year 1337, where there were...

((More than likely. Thanks for pointing it out. Killer, we need to talk!))

...Dead people shooting at you randomly, so...